I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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