Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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