Buhtt sex?
You can't special order awesome
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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