i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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