This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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