I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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