i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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