it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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