Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
