How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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