You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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