I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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