And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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