I wannas sexs uuuuu
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through