it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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