Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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