Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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