he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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