You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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