u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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