your room smells of hookers.
And success
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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