Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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