Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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