Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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