is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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