I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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