I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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