This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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