i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.