We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.