He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
