Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
dude. I can hear the air.
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