Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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