This girl is more easily done than said...
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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