ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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