I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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