your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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