I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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