wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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