do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
love makes seman taste better
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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