You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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