You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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