Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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