Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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