Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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