Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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