I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Terrible idea I love it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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