cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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