JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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