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  I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  low key just jizzed in a chinese food container

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• (650): View more from California

  I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?

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• (914): View more from New York

  this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays

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• (305): View more from Florida

  My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?

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  BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON

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  SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE

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  THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.

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