The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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