yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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