you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.