Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive