sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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