**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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