I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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