My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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