WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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