hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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