it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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