it hurts more in the daytime
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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